Stacy :D

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Extremely bitchy post ahead.
Readers' discretion is advised.

I'm confident, I've got the guts, I've got the brains, & I've got the backbone, & to put it in a much simpler way, I've got just what it takes & more.
You may call this being over-confident but at this point I don't think that there's anything for me to be afraid of.

I'm not saying that my life is absolutely flawless, they say at 15 I'm moving way past the speed limit, & it's true, I've collided so many times, but damn, that's WAAYYYY better that being some 17 year old who obviously thinks too highly of herself, acts like a damned adolescent kid & poses for pictures with a V sign.

& at least I'm not like somebody who thinks that it's perfectly fine to snatch someone else's boyfriend, & that it's only a matter of whether you've got what it takes to do so, & succeed.

What, exactly is this world coming to.

I am not saying that you'll get thrown into hell & burn in the river of fire for eternity if you snatch someone else's boyfriend, but of course neither am I supporting the idea of snatching a boyfriend from some poor girl,

BUT IT'S COMMON SENSE FOR SOMEONE WHO ALREADY HAS A BOYFRIEND TO STAY AWAY, INSTEAD OF PURPOSELY TRYING TO SUCK UP TO ANOTHER BOY WHO ALREADY, HAS A GIRLFRIEND.

No, don't worry, it's oh-kay, I don't blame you for not catching it.
I understand with that dimunitive brain of yours, it's nothing but expected to see a question mark on your face after you finish reading that sentence.

Every single time you pop up in my mind I think I puke a little in my mouth (figure of speech please -.-), without fail.
It doesn't mean that by, "showing what you've got", the other party would fall head over heels in love with you.

Dang, what the hell was wrong with me, I can't believe that I was once, friends with people like you.

I'm usually not this mean but like what others would probably say if they knew the full & complete story, "please take a good look of yourself in the mirror".

Like, hello?
I hate to burst your bubble but I really don't think that this world revolves around you, & you alone.

HAH.

Oh, I never knew that you're pretty, I mean, I never even knew that you'd think SO highly of yourself to even think that you've got a pretty face, *cough* I hate to burst your bubble again but *cough* I really think that I'm literally shining, especially when I picture myself beside you.

Huh, what did you say?
Uh, you think that I'm a bitch & you hate me?

Oh boohoo, people hate me!
Please pass me the tissue because I'm just about to drown the whole world with my tears, boohoohoo.

Please go to hell if you think that I give a damn.

Because you know what, crazy-sluts-who-thinks-too-highly-of-themselves, I don't think I love you very much either.

You people should stop living in your fairytale & come back down to Earth.
Sure, fairytales often say that Prince Charming & Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty/Snow White live happily ever after, but are you 100% sure that's how it is?
I don't even think the term, "happily ever after", can be used in anyone's life, because I'm sure none of you can promise that life would be perfect, & smooth sailing.

For all you know Prince Charming could've jolly well ditched Cinderella & run off with someone else, the evil fairy could've cast another spell on Sleeping Beauty, make her sleep for another million years, & when she finally wakes up she realises that her Prince Charming is dead & is nothing but a set of skeleton, & Snow White could've stupidly plucked an apple from some tree that the evil stepmother had cursed, & fall down dead after eating it.

Or maybe the author was just plain lazy to continue with the stories & write about all the conflicts & circumstances that the characters face, so he simply ended them with a "happily ever after".

If you think that whatever you hold in your hands now would last forever, & I mean, FOREVER, think again.

Oh wait, before I forget.

Hello, let me introduce myself.
My name is Stacy & other than my own name I don't think I've mentioned any other names in this post so go ahead & sue me.

(& don't you tell me about the names of the Disney characters I've used, I obviously know that terms like Cinderella & Snow White are names, but I'd LOVE to see them bring me to court.)