HAHAHAHAHA Josephine really makes my day & will never fail to make me laugh.
So we were out today together with Ms Shirley, supposed to do some sketching at Botanical Gardens, but the damned rain totally destroyed our plans [insert 200 words to describe how upset I was.]
Ended up in Orchard instead (haha), & !#$#*&^%?!$@ the rain stopped once we were in Orchard [insert another 200 words to describe how upset I was!]
Tell me what can be more fustrating than that.
Decided to go to Wheelock Place for dinner, but somehow, I don't know how, we landed ourselves in Borders.
& HAHAHAHA THIS IS WHERE THE FUN COMES IN.
So we were randomly browsing through some books in the bookstore, suddenly Ms Shirley,
Ms Shirley: Do you know why Moses was in the desert for 40 days?
-Silence-
Ms Shirley: Because he didn't ask for directions.
I promise, we went: -.- !!!!!!
& then,
Ms Shirley: Josephine, do you know who is Moses?
Josephine: Oh, I know, it's the grass!
At that very instant moment, Ms Shirley, Meiqi, Fiona & I were stunned for 2 seconds, then we started laughing like, I don't know what.
I mean, GRASS?!
Like hahaha since when was Moses a plant, huh.
Well, apparently our dearest Josephine mistook Moses for, MOSS -.-
& what's more,
Ms Shirley: Would you rather go to bed with the older James Bond, or the younger one?
Meiqi, Fiona & I, all kept quiet.
Josephine: OF COURSE THE YOUNGER ONE!
Ms Shirley: Why? I think the older James Bond is more charming.
Josephine: Because he's, err, younger.
We went ROFLMAO.
& right after that, just when you thought things couldn't get any worst,
Josephine: But wait, who's James Bond?
She says she'll rather have sex with the younger James Bond, but she doesn't even know who the hell James Bond is?!
OH MY LALA I LAUGHED SO HARD, I THINK I HAVE ABS NOW.
Has Sakae's for dinner, & we were totally laughing about it all over again, & I'm really thankful that I didn't choke on my salmon while laughing.
Pictures will be up, soon, after I get them from Meiqi (:
Oh good Lord, I think I'll be laughing myself to sleep, tonight.
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