"If you want to have fun, just give me a call, I'll take you out. But make sure you stay with me otherwise my friends are gonna get your ass drunk & the next morning you'll wake up butt-naked."

Note: get your ass drunk.

So funny, I never knew my ass could get, drunk!

Met le frère plus âgé for breakfast today, had such a hard time getting out of the damned bed.

Oh Children's Cell was nuts, Victoria still thinks that there's something going on between me & le frère plus âgé, which makes, no, sense, because how could I be in love with my older brother.
& when all the kids took out their bibles, Victoria took out a PDA.

...A FREAKING PDA!
& myyyy goodness she's only 11 this year!
Kids nowadays /:

My voice is so darn sexy now, all thanks to the junk I've been downing lately.
Lunch really didn't make things any better & now I'm seriously regretting it because my throat feels really uncomfortable.

Maybe the gloomy weather did dampen my mood by that little bit, but that's okay, it's not the first time anyway.